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Lord of the OS 29 May 2013

Posted by Maulvi Bakar in : Linux,Society,System,Unix , trackback

Recently I visited a friend who is an average computer user. As we were talking he mentioned that he had recently installed Windows 8 on his PC. He told me how happy he was with this operating system and showed me the Windows 8 DVD. To his surprise I threw it into his microwave oven and turned it on. Instantly he got very upset, because the DVD had become precious to him, but I told him: ‘Do not worry, it is unharmed.’ After a few minutes I took the CD out, gave it to him and said: ‘Take a close look at it.’ To his surprise the DVD was quite cool to hold and he remarked that it seemed to be heavier than before. At first he could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole he saw an inscription, an inscription finer than anything he had ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE820945092OF923A40EElOE5 I OCC98D444AA08EI

‘I cannot understand these fiery letters,’ he said in a timid voice.
‘No but I can,’ I said. ‘The letters are HEX, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:

One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

It is only two lines from a verse long known in System-lore:

Three OS’s from corporate-kings in their towers of glass,
Seven from valley-lords where orchards used to grow,
Nine from dotcoms doomed to die,
One from the Dark Lord Gates on his dark throne
In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.
One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.

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